billy-pilgrims:

[writes paper] this doesnt make any sense [prints it] [doesn’t proofread] [hands it in for a grade]

ssoysauce:

shut up police officer you’re like 12

liamdryden:

This is… oddly uplifting?

liamdryden:

This is… oddly uplifting?

noturbabygurl:

My Neighbor Totoro, 1988

noturbabygurl:

My Neighbor Totoro, 1988

cogging:

my friend told me how electricity is measured and i was like watt

100worms:

if you hate me….. have you considered…. that I am beautiful? think it over

malkiewicz:

Synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest that just sounds nice and cozy, but if I invite you to my cabin in the woods you’re going to die.

darlingwalker:

i want to achieve “she’s adorable and i will protect her at all costs but also i am slightly frightened by her power”

the worst feeling in the world is to know you were used and lied to by someone you trusted

popcultureprodigy:

This is the timeline expressions of my day to day life decisions

cowboybabeop:

this is one of the most genuinely funny posts i’ve seen in a very long time

cowboybabeop:

this is one of the most genuinely funny posts i’ve seen in a very long time

Kidnapper: Get in the fukin van
Me: Oh ok cool
Kidnapper: Wut
Me: This is a febreze commercial right
Kidnapper: Wut
Me: Smells pretty shitty in here to me tbh